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Cut me young, cut me deep!
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My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
So you've been broke, and then you've been hurt Show me somebody who ain't.
-- "Human Touch" (title cut)...
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I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
.. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
The advice that means the most to me right now was not delivered directly to me.
It's something I read that Fred Astaire said about his dance routine...
Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!
Uh, Count, far be it from me to query this lady's competence as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle.
-- Romana, Androids of Tara...
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 3...