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• You don't get it boy, this is an operating table.
• So typical of the Doctor's predilection for the third rate. -- Master, Time-Fligh
• The Ruined Sheets" by C. Menstains -- Booktip of the month
• This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon.
• Cut me young, cut me deep!
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• That was simply transmigration of object. There's a great deal of difference between that and pure science, you know.
  -- Third Doctor, AMBASSADORS OF DEATH...
• Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull?
  Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it?...
• If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
  -- The Third Law of Photography...