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• Do you doubt me? I doubt any god who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
  -- "God" & McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1....
• We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human -- and maybe that's the word that best explains us.
  -- Kirk, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3....
• The love we hold back is the only pain that follows us here.
  And the memory of that love shouldn't make you unhappy for the rest of your life. -- Alway...
• The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
  *BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
• Picard: "Sarek, we are a part of each other. I know that he has caused you pain.
  But I also know...that you love him." Sarek: "Tell him, Picard....
• We males cannot really know the misery of female birth control, just as we cannot know the pain of childbirth (a fact for which I get down on my knees and give thanks at every opportunity).
  -- Dave Barry...
• P.S. It is my observation that too many of us are spending money we haven't earned to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like.
  -- H. Jackson Brown's mom (from P. S. I Love You)...
• Pain -- Finally something we can depend on.
• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....