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The Point Is, You Shouldn't Eat Things That Feel Pain.
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"The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain." *BONK!* "Ow!"
"Okay, we won't eat you!"
--hippie & Bender
Related:
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking?
Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it....
You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.
Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain ... RIKER: Glad you liked it.
Never eat anything that winks at you.