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Damn it, Jim, you're a television personality, not an
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Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.
Damn it Jim!, I'm a programmer not a Doctor!
Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics become a CPA.
-- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)...
You have a fine personality..but not for a human.
You have an unusual magnetic personality.
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In Beverly Hills. . . they don't throw their garbage away.
They make it into television shows. -- Woody Allen (1935-____) U.S. comedian, actor, directo...