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• FAMILY HAUNTED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TURKEY
• A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space.
  He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest....
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• Let us, then, fellow citizens, unite with one heart and one mind.
  Let us restore to social intercourse that harmony and affection without which liberty and even life itself are but dreary things....
• Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
  .. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....