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• I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
  And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...
• Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
  Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• As for me and my house, I will serve the turkey!
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo? [Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds, wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin] Lisa
  Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin. [laughter] Ba...
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...