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Definition Of Mixed Emotions: Finding Out Your Ex-wife Accepted A Kirby Award On Your Behalf In San Diego.
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"Definition of mixed emotions: Finding out your
ex-wife accepted a Kirby Award on your behalf in San Diego."
-- Dave Sim
Related:
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an "A" in sex class.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Mixed Emotions: When you see your mother-in-law back over a cliff in your new Mercedes Benz.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet revenge is finding out that she's a lousy lay.
Bewitched and bewildered in San Diego.
Where the $#!/& IS Carmen San-Diego???
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*.
-- Jim Samuel...
Where in the world is caramel? San Diego!
