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A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There *for The Rest Of Your Life*.
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there
*for the rest of your life*.
-- Jim Samuels
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A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
For Sale: Ex-wife, Take over payments.
My ex-wife gives good headache.
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
Definition of mixed emotions: Finding out your ex-wife accepted a Kirby Award on your behalf in San Diego.
-- Dave Sim...