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DENNIS: You Can't Expect To Wield Supreme Executive Power Just 'cause Some Watery Tart Threw A Sword At You!
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DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!...
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!...
ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. He falls forward revealing the arrow with the note.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...