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• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho, I really am.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peak...
• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...
• Truman: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
  -- Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_...
• Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
  Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Tell this to me straight, Denis." "Denise" "Sorry.
  -- Twin Peaks (Agent Cooper talking to a transvestite)...
• The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen than to talk.
  "I believe you." "Don't search for all the answers at once....
• Doc Hayward: You're not going anywhere. Cooper: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary.
  Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed....