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Eat Less Than You Think You Want, Eat With Your Intelligence, Not Your Stomach.
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Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your
stomach. Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for
being a pig.
-- Coco Chanel
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Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
-- Coco Chanel...
Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
How to eat chocloate chip cookies like a child: Half-sit, half-lie on the bed, propped up by a pillow.
Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed....
1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry.
(3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
(2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED 1. Never eat on an empty stomach.
2. Never leave the table hungry. 3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry....