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• Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.
• Religious intolerance is getting to be a greater problem in this country.
  I understand some Unitarians were caught burning question marks on people's front lawns....
• What is all white, has fifty legs, 34 teeth and an IQ of 23? A Ku Klux Klan Chapte
• KLU KLUX KLAN People without a Klu. See Wanker. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• How many Ku Klux Klansmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn....
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to hit the market -- under the name Easy Come, Easy Go.