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  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
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  One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many LA cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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