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  They go around burning question-marks on people's lawns....
• Quote #314 Question. Whch country has the greatest number of English speakers?
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• And the Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns.
  Hell, this country was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns! -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Lisa; Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
  Grampa: I figured, 'cuz the Democrats were in power again. -- "The Fro...
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• I've played there (the Burning Tree Country Club) before and I'll play there again.
  I'm not going to protest Burning Tree. Maybe they'll change....
• The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
  -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...
• The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.
  For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goe...