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• How are you holding up during the lithium shortage? -- David Letterma
• Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!
  !... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!...
• Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
  If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! [kicks his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platforms with water and fish inside] Home...
• I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
• Education is learning that you did not even know what you did not even know you did not even know.
• Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
• Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?