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• Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is you.
• Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
• Decadent rodent, we will bury you. -- Late Night with David Letterma
• You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...
• Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...
• I sat through it. Why shouldn't you? -- David Letterman, it a spot promoting one of his show
• New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. -- David Letterma
• There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial
  both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial....