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• Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
  -- Dick Van Dyke...
• Do married women make the best wives?
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
• I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
  Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....
• Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Better Red than dead. -- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967)
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism
  must have been kicking himself as the flames licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'....
• What men really want is not knowledge but certainty. -- Bertrand Russell