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Donate Your Shoe Collection To Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two Things To Do As Preparation For Life As A Mermaid.
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Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Stop worrying about your varicose veins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Write to your local council complaining about the lack of mermaid ramps on public buildings.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
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Talk to fish. Sooner or later, they will talk back.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....