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Don't Worry About Ladders In Your Stockings. -- Forty-two Things To Do As Preparation For Life As A Mermaid.
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Don't worry about ladders in your stockings.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Write to your local council complaining about the lack of mermaid ramps on public buildings.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
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-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
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Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
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