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  and this is Mommy's desk. Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?...
• A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
• Toddler: An indoor tornado
• The hamster has learned a valuable lesson: beware the hand of man.
  -- Lisa's science project, "Duffle...
• If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstei
• Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
• Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ba
  Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer....
• You are a devil at everything, and there is no kind of thing in the 'versal world but what you can turn your hand to.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
  Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....