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Toddler: An indoor tornado
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Bowling - the 2nd most popular indoor sport!
Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it. -- Lisa Toddle
Mayor of Kiev declares May Indoor Sports Month -- Pravda
CLEVELAND: Where their last tornado did six million dollars worth of improvements.
Come and get me? You big bag of wind?? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not smart to tease a tornado.
-- Marshall, "Tornado Days", Eerie Indiana...
Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler?
Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and demolishing the house across the street.
Dad went to the door, opened it, surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!...
A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
The chaos storm warps your frame! Your statistical entropy has been maximized....