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A Ferret In The Hand...will Probably Bite You.
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A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
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Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
And just What are you planning to DO with that Ferret?!?
Is that a ferret in your trousers, or are you always twitchy?
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
The proverb warns that You should not bite the hand that feeds you.
But maybe you should if it prevents you from feeding yourself. -- Thomas Szasz...
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble
Don't bite the hand that has your allowance in it. -- Lisa Toddle