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You Have The Attention Span Of A Ferret On A Double Mocha.
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You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
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Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
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Ross Perot's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. -- Turnaucka's Law
Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
