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Don't Gamble. Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It 'til It Goes Up, Then Sell It.
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Don't gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it
'til it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
-- Will Rogers
Related:
Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -- Don Marqui
If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
So for a good old-gentlemanly vice I think I must take up with avarice.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 216...
What good is the moon if you can't buy or sell it? -- Ivan Boesky, inside stock trade
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
-- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...