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• Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...
• Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• I come to pluck your berries harsh and crude, And with forc'd fingers rude Shatter your leaves before the mellowing year.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Lycidas, Line 3...
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
  But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....