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• You're like a scoop of ice cream sitting on top of a cherry pie.
• When politicians claim they will build you a "pie in the sky" -- remember whose dough they will be using.
  -- Lucille J. Goodyea...
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Lookin' for Loki (with a cream pie)
• Like ice cream *&* computers? Get Haagen-DOS 6.0!
• Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
• If you can't deliver the pie in the sky you promised, you'd better redefine the pie.
  -- Paul A. Samuelso...
• A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
  If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....