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• Don't wait for pie in the sky when you die! Get yours now, with ice cream on top!
  -- Reverend Ike (Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II)...
• Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
• If you can't deliver the pie in the sky you promised, you'd better redefine the pie.
  -- Paul A. Samuelso...
• Election time is that period when politicians get free speech mixed up with cheap talk.
  -- J. B. Kidd...
• If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative--why is that?
  You say, "Remember in the '60s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?...
• Just remember this, my girl, as you look up in the sky -- You can see the stars and still not see the light.
• Why do I get the impression that when politicians talk of "family values" in government, they really mean "treat the voters like children?
  -- Mark J Bradaki...
• Contact Why build one when you can build two for twice the price. --Seymour Hadde
• Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?