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• When politicians claim they will build you a "pie in the sky" -- remember whose dough they will be using.
  -- Lucille J. Goodyea...
• Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
• Don't wait for pie in the sky when you die! Get yours now, with ice cream on top!
  -- Reverend Ike (Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II)...
• You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust.
• When you pass up that third helping of Apple Pie, it is a sign that you are beginning to take your diet seriously!
• Umpire's dessert: rhubarb pie -- Raymond D. Love
• Marge: Careful of the apple pie on the seat. Abe
  Uh-oh! Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie? Abe: I sure hope so. -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
  Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
• Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie.
  "Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra...