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If You Can't Deliver The Pie In The Sky You Promised, You'd Better Redefine The Pie.
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If you can't deliver the pie in the sky you promised, you'd better redefine
the pie.
-- Paul A. Samuelson
Related:
When politicians claim they will build you a "pie in the sky" -- remember whose dough they will be using.
-- Lucille J. Goodyea...
Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
Don't wait for pie in the sky when you die! Get yours now, with ice cream on top!
-- Reverend Ike (Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II)...
You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust.
When you pass up that third helping of Apple Pie, it is a sign that you are beginning to take your diet seriously!
Umpire's dessert: rhubarb pie -- Raymond D. Love
Marge: Careful of the apple pie on the seat. Abe
Uh-oh! Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie? Abe: I sure hope so. -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
Then they would
have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie.
"Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra...