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Don't Worry About Avoiding Temptation -- As You Grow Older, It Starts Avoiding You.
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac...
Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- Farmer's Almanac, 1995
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
If you get on the other side, you will be different....
May you grow old disgracefully.