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• If you destroy delicacy and a sense of shame in a young girl, you deprave her very fast.
  -- Mrs. Stowe...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.
• You know you are getting along in years when you wink at a very pretty young gal and she smiles.
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• DATA : Captain, I believe we are being probed. PICARD
  It appears so Data. Councelor, do you sense anything?...
• Are you left-handed or backwards?