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• Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
• When other people take a long time to do something, they're slow
  when we take a long time, we're thorough. When they don't do something, they're lazy...
• And just What are you planning to DO with that Ferret?!?
• COBOL programmers do it very slow.
• You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
• Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
• Machine language programmers do it very fast.
• Beta testers do it first!