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  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
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  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you, raping you, and you didn't scream?
  No ma'am. Does that mean you consented? No, ma'am....
• Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
  By death. And by whose death was it terminated? -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
  Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
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