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You Say You Had Three Men Punching At You, Kicking You, Raping You, And You Didn't Scream?
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You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you, raping you,
and you didn't scream?
No ma'am.
Does that mean you consented?
No, ma'am. That means I was unconscious.
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