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• Do you need help getting out of the maze?
• Do you need some help crossing the river?
• Do you need some help to escape?
• Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town.
  -- Ron Daria...
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!
• You are strong enough to admit that you need help.
• Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.