Ants Can Carry Twenty Times Their Own Body Weight, Which Is Useful Information If You're Moving Out And You Need Help Getting A Potato Chip Across Town.

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Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful
information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip
across town.
-- Ron Darian

Do you need help getting out of here?
Do you need help getting out of the maze?
You need to lose weight.
The information you need is not what you can obtain.
You own your own body, but you can share.
The only insect that can lift 50 times its own weight is the ant.
The best form of exercise is picnics. You can use up two thousand calories trying to keep the ants and flies away from the potato salad.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for spackle or bathroom grout....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are moving across town, and find yourself thinking about putting a forward in your mailbox outside.

Ants Can Carry Twenty Times Their Own Body Weight, Which Is Useful Information If You're Moving Out And You Need Help Getting A Potato Chip Across Town.

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