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• My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
  -- Drake Sathe...
• Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.
  His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house fight....
• If you never talk to strangers, then how do you ever meet anyone?
• So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
  I asked. He blinked at me as if I were stupid. Well what do you think you do?...
• You are like a porcupine. When the animal has its spines erect, it cannot eat.
  If you do not eat, you will starve. And your prickles will die with the rest of your body....
• What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a cattle prod? Bitten.
• That truth cannot be material in any respect, is contrary to the nature of things.
  No tribunal, no codes, no systems can repeal or impair this law of God, for by his eternal laws it is inherent in the nature of things ....
• FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
  Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....