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• Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my daughter wrong!
  Dig up his grave! Pull out his tongue! Quimby...
• Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
  Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
  Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah, even when I'm drinking my chicory.
  Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah....
• This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by Jebediah [Springfield].
  This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom....