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Eat That Pork, Eat That Ham, Laugh Till You Choke On Billy Graham Moses, Aaron And Abraham, They're All A Waste Of Time!
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Eat that pork, eat that ham, laugh till you choke on Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time!
-- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing, Frank Zappa
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Those Jesus Freaks Well, they're friendly but The shit they believe Has got their minds all shut.
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Don't eat yellow snow. - Frank Zappa
The meek shall inherit the earth. Are you ready?
The meek shall inherit the earth, if that's OK with you.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Moses Mendlessohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name....
The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won't be anything left worth inheriting.
Bananas are a waste of time. After you skin them and throw the bone away, there's nothing left to eat.
-- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...
Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...