You have perhaps heard the story of the four students--
British, French, American, Canadian-- who were asked to write
an essay on elephants. The British student entitled his essay
"Elephants and the Empire." The French student called his
"Love and the Elephant." The title of the American student's
essay was "Bigger and Better Elephants," and the Canadian
student called his "Elephants: A Federal or Provincial
Responsibility?"
-- Robert H. Winters
