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Elephant To Naked Man: How Do You Manage To Breathe Through That Thing, Let Alone Pick Up Peanuts?
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Elephant to naked man: How do you manage to breathe
through that thing, let alone pick up peanuts?
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How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases?
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