Elevators Traveling In The Desired Direction Are Always Delayed And On Arrival Tend To Run In Pairs, Threes Of A Kind, Full Houses, Etc.

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Elevators traveling in the desired direction are always delayed and
on arrival tend to run in pairs, threes of a kind, full houses, etc.
-- Pete Maiken

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes. -- Robert Davi
Visits always bring joy - if not in the arrival, surely in the departure!
Why do the police always travel in threes? One does the reading, one the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure. Portuguese Proverb
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Always run a yellow light.
When a compiler accepts a program without error on the first run, the program will not yield the desired output.
Cuz we're two of a kind, working on a full house.
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
-- Doonesbury...

Elevators Traveling In The Desired Direction Are Always Delayed And On Arrival Tend To Run In Pairs, Threes Of A Kind, Full Houses, Etc.

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