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• Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
• What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
• We work out entirely too much. We waste time. A friend of mine runs marathons.
  He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go twenty-six miles for it....
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I quit drinking and smoking once. Very boring 15 minutes.
• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
• It's mine! All mine!!! -- Donald Duck
• Flying saucers, time machines, they're all the same.