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A Friend Will Let You Hold The Ladder While He Goes Up On The Roof To Install Your New TV Antenna, Which Is The Biggest Son Of A Bitch You Ever Saw.
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A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof
to install your new TV antenna, which is the biggest son of a bitch
you ever saw.
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Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-- George Carli...
Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
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