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  Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Eva Goss was a woman given to uncanny intuitions. It was her contention, often expressed to Mr.
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  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
  or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• The other shape, If shape it might be call'd that shape had none Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb
  Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd, For each seem'd either,--black it stood as night, Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell, And shook a dreadful da...
• A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books that he could best her.
  But she drained out his balls And skipped up the walls, Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her....