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  It has a way of telling its story the first time through. -- William Little...
• Marge: Don't worry, kids. This is a national park.
  We can have lots of fun! Ranger: Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am....
• Q2: "But somebody had to keep an eye on you to make sure you still didn't find a way to cause trouble, even as a member of this, hmm, limited species.
  Q: "Well, I, I hope I've been entertaining you." Q2: "Barely." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Well that's my story, not that it matters...
• Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
  It's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became a loser, and I never want that to happen to me....
• A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
• If a thing is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well.
• Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
• This message worth 2 cents and darn well worth it!