Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's being one
of those guys who sits in a bar telling a story of how he became
a loser, and I never want that to happen to me.
Barney: Please, Homer?
Moe: Yeah, come on, Homer.
Homer: Well, okay.
-- Homer becomes one of those guys who sits in a bar
telling a story of how he became a loser,
"Dancin' Homer"
