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• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
  Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children.
  [to Bart and Lisa] Kids, your father's gonna be just fine!...
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....