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• Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
  Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients....
• The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear.
  Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays....
• During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.
  His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe....
• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
• Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
  Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....
• France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened.
  The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon....
• The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
  Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years....
• The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.
  Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir- gin Queen." As a queen she was a success....
• One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
  I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level....