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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• The world is full of fools, and he who would not see it should live alone and smash his mirror.
  -- Claude le Petite...
• Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed.
  Next aisle, a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him....
• The blind man looking in a mirror cannot see he has no eyes. So what? -- Solomon Sho
• Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 1073
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you....
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....